Funny Phrases

Henry has been saying some pretty funny things lately that just make me laugh, which is great because he's 2 and also does thing that make me crazy. Here are some of his funny phrases:

• While riding in the car with the windows down he said, 'wind blowing me hair'. (Yes, it's time for a haircut)
• While playing outside, 'that dog ruffing at me'.
• He got an apple out of the fridge and I asked if he was going to eat it. He told me, 'No eat it after dad asleep'. If he only knew what I ate after he goes to bed at night.
  
• He packed up all his animals into his barn, put on his monkey rain boots and told me he was going to Vet School.
  
• While playing with his magnet letters he was asking me about words that start with different letters. When he got to E I said elephant and he told me 'No, not elephant either, elephant L'.
• He used to always tell me that his water was hot cocoa, but the other day he told me he was drinking coffee.
  
• One of the books he likes to read is Baby Dear (a really old golden book). In the book the mom and little girl write about their babies in their books. So, when he was coloring the other day he told me he was doing his work writing about the babies, but then asked what to write about the babies.